Add a splash of sass to your keys with our “Not Today Heifer” Cow Keyring, featuring a baby cow lounging on a rubber ring, rocking pink heart-shaped sunglasses with serious attitude. The bold phrase “Not Today Heifer” brings the humour, while the laid-back design delivers instant charm.
Perfect for gift-giving or keeping as a daily dose of personality, each keyring is mounted on a durable acrylic backer, available in a range of colours to suit your style. Lightweight and full of character, it’s ideal for anyone who loves a bit of humour with their accessories.
Great for:
Funny gifts for friends, colleagues, or animal lovers
Adding playful attitude to bags, lanyards, or keys
Farmhouse-style fans with a sense of humour
Handmade in the UK with a wink and a whole lot of charm—because some days, you just can’t be bothered, and that’s perfectly fine.
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